AUTHOR: Sheri Lynch TITLE: The Perfect Pants at last! DATE: 11/08/2006 12:38:00 PM ----- BODY:

The other day on the show, I mentioned finding the Perfect Pants. Considering that I’ve been looking for them all my life, this is no small accomplishment. For me, the Perfect Pants should: - Be cut with a rise low enough to stay off of my tummy, but not so low as to cause plumbers crack; - Hug my curvy girl parts (translation: thighs) without making me feel like a bloated cow; - Hang off of my butt in such a way as to suggest that my butt is worth hanging off of; - Have two rear pockets; - And a not-too-flared bootleg. Is that really so much to ask? I thought I’d hit paydirt last year when I found some almost-perfect cords at Express. I settled for them. And then I met my soul mate in a brand called Mountain Khakis. Their Cottonwood Cords for women are the best-fitting, most comfortable, coolest pants I’ve ever had on my body. I’m in love, and this time, it’s going to last. And because this is real love, true love, there’s no petty jealousy involved. I want to share my joy. Here’s the website: www.mountainkhakis.com. Find a store near you, and then immediately dump every pair of pants that’s ever broken your heart. The ones that gave you a wedgie, or made your butt look like a shapeless oblong, or that turned you into your mother before your time.

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